Christmas Rum Cake Recipe Joke

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Christmas rum cake recipe joke.

4 large eggs. Try it again with an electric beater beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Check that rum again for quality. Now pour the whole mess into the oven and ake.

Turn off flame and pour in rum. Sample the rum again. Stir in water and sugar. Soda 1 cup butter 2 large eggs 1 cup baking powder 3 juiced lemons 1 cup of nuts.

Add 1 babblespoon of brown thugar or whatever color you can find. Boil for 4 to 5 minutes stirring constantly. Cd8158758 me thinks someone had too much vodka while making the cake. Grease oven and turn cake pan to 350 gredees.

Christmas december 25 christmas rum cake. Allow to sit for five minutes. Grease oven and turn cake pan to 350 gredees. 1 cup of brown sugar.

Sugar 1 or 2 quarts of rum 1 cup dried fruit brown sugar 1 tsp. Add one babblespoon of brown thugar or whatever color you can find. 1 cup of sugar. Remove cake from oven.

Sift 1 2 pint lemon juice. Check the rum again. Fold in chopped butter and strained nuts. Stir to combine and reheat for 30 seconds.

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Check the rum again and bo to ged. Select a large mixing bowl measuring cup etc. 1 cup of water. It must be just right.

You know i had a piece of homemade rum cake a friend made her husband thought she put a little too much rum in it it was sooooo good plus had a swig or two of my husband s hard cider beer at their restaurant. 1 cup dried fruit. Christmas cake recipe ingredients. Sugar and beat again.

It must be just. Immediately drizzle 1 3 of the glaze on the bottom top of the cake. Melt butter in saucepan. Now pour whole mess into the coven and ake.

Before you start sample the rum to check for quality. Sample the rum again. Before you start sample the rum and check for good quality. While cake has ten minutes to go make the glaze.